Neutered and forgotten, still a sight to behold,
The effects can be marvelous or so I am told.
From colorless to shades of succulent green,
I doubt that it's something that you've ever seen.
Tepid fools fearful of rumors from centuries past,
Concocted prohibition that it managed to outlast.
Yet this group irrationality continues to preside,
And by their ignorance sensible folks must abide.
So drink to your lord and pray that he may save,
This land of freedom to which you are now a slave.