Big Hienie - 2010/08/12

Some point and laugh, others just blush,
Living in the shadow of ass ain't so bad.
When I wake in the morning I get a rush,
As a butt looming over my head is so rad.
Outlets are for losers as shopping sucks,
So take a sec to stop by if only to drool.
Admission is free but for just five bucks,
I will snap a pic of the rear and a fool.
Every visitor is a winner and gets a prize,
So check out the sights and buy shiny crap.
Accept the fact no other town can outsize,
This long lasting asstacular tourist trap.

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