I did not hit a goose crossing the road.
Quack. Quack. Thud. Splat.
Others were not in "save the goose" mode.
I examined a system hacked by a foreign fool.
Beep. Beep. Ding. You Got Mail.
Whoever let it happen is most certainly a tool.
Today my 401k did not take any sort of hit.
Click. Click. Zoom. Crash.
The regulators can't explain that flash shit.
In two hours I fixed a computer a chick broke.
Wah. Wah. Boo. Hoo.
I couldn't find the weed she apparently toked.
I played Monopoly against three AI bots.
Ching. Ching. Enjoy your stay.
Those bums still owe me cash on those lots.
I wrote some lame tripe illustrating a need.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
Too bad none of my Facebook friends can read.