A thousand monkeys and a thousand machines every day,
Create opportunity for those out there selling a way.
An army of dunces very willing to ignore obvious odds,
Making it up by taking total advantage of fellow clods.
Still they keep coming despite logic showing no chance,
Of a guaranteed failure affecting their worldly stance.
Why do they all employ tactics I know are quite wrong,
Who am I to ask as I profit from the short straw drawn?