2010/12/21

Snow Stupid - 2010/12/21

It is coming down in droves
The outside world is shut out
All my lights are flickering
Let me tell you what its about

It is snowing and its a blizzard
Of course I've never seen one
So I wouldn't actually know
Making shit up is half the fun

Christmas is coming again
My hopes for snow hang on a thread
I want a white Christmas so bad
Too bad its a dream in my head

People on TV making up lies
Guess I need to be more specific
Stupid weathermen like apostles
Promising everything terrific

They say it is going to snow
And the lemmings fall in line
Flocking out for stupid crap
Instead of fuel and some wine

Come shopping for supplies
Milk is flying off the shelves
Of course there is no bread
If only we could see ourselves

Stand in line with other morons
Salivating like dogs being beat
Cause no matter how wrong they are
No bridge too far will they meet

Oh no you better listen up
THE SNOW ILLUMINATI NOW SPEAK
GLORIOUS SNOW SHALL FALLETH SOON
PLEASE TUNE IN AGAIN NEXT WEEK

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