Vintage Model - 2011/07/16

Old man you screwed my plan
Puttering along in your van
Old man you drive very slow
Behind people yell go go go
Old man you can take a class
For learning to mash the gas
Old man stop swerving around
In a tank once colored brown

Old man your toupee screams
You drive within day dreams
Old man you will soon expire
Patch up your shrinking tire
Old man please heed the GPS
You are clearly in distress
Old man do you want to race
Get the drool off your face

Old man watch the slow lane
Those passing know the pain
Old man have you checked out
Or do see what its all about
Old man what game do we play
Why are you slowing that way
Old man it seems you passed
I no longer wish to go fast

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