Ball Busting Bandit - 2011/10/05

He drives a big rig truck
Cause matchbox cars suck
He overuses his loud horn
When he feels sedan scorn
Yes sir he is the trucker
His road aint for suckers
Hes shifting to fifth gear
Just to fill you with fear

Better stay outta his way
As he might ram you today
Dont worry we are all chaps
Hes got naked lady mudflaps
When he stops late at night
He has a drink and a light
Before he heads off to bed
Dreams of home in his head

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